Did they actually say that? 20 of the funniest celebrity quotes

May 3, 2018

We love our celebrities, they entertain us and cheer us up when we need it the most. Though sometimes, it is unintentional. So, for your entertainment, here are 20 of the funniest celebrity quotes.

20. Kanye West on his legacy

“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest voice.”


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19. Britney Spears on her fame

“I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada.”

🌹 #tbt

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18. Marlon Brando on Leonardo DiCaprio’s features

“He looks like a girl.”

17. Paris Hilton on being rich

“Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?”

Feeling so chic in @OscarDeLaRenta. 👑

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16. Jessica Simpson while eating tuna

“Is this chicken or is this fish?”

15. Hugh Grant on his very British smile

“Let’s face it: The teeth are getting more and more British every day. I look in the mirror and see Austin Powers staring at me.”

14. Denise Richards on how to break up a friendship, oh and, love

“I am truly not one to give advice. I’m divorced and I stole my best friend’s husband.”

13. Simon Cowell talking about Paula Abdul

“I actually don’t understand a word Paula’s saying anymore. It’s like a new language.”

12. Barack Obama on his iconic jeans

“Those jeans are comfortable, and for those of you who want your president to look great in his tight jeans, I’m sorry I’m not the guy. It just doesn’t fit me. I’m not 20.”

Happy Valentine’s Day, @MichelleObama. You make every day and every place better.

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11. Russell Crowe on throwing a phone at someone

“This is possibly the most shameful situation I’ve ever gotten myself in my life, and I’ve done some pretty dumb things in my life. So to actually make a new No. 1 is spectacularly stupid.”

10. Miley Cyrus on her lyrics about a Jay-Z song

“I’ve never heard a Jay-Z song.”

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9. Christina Aguilera on how she likes her wardrobe

“I wouldn’t feel right wearing clothes covering my body.”

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8. Kellie Pickler while on “Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?”

“I thought Europe was a country?”

7. Pete Sampras on his wedding

“I didn’t have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.”

6. Sarah Jessica Parker on being a mum

“I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good.”

5. Axl Rose and his views on fidelity

“It’s really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.”

4. Justin Bieber on Anne Frank

“Anne was a great girl. Hopefully, she would have been a belieber.”

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3. Mariah Carrey on her ideal body

“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

2. Jaden Smith on how to make the world a smarter place

“If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.”

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1. Cameron Diaz on, well, gravity

“I’ve been noticing gravity since I was very young.”

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